Uktabi Kong [Unhinged] Duels of the Planeswalkers 2012 Promos Set: Judge Gift Cards 2007

Set: Judge Gift Cards 2007 Type: Sorcery Rare Cost: {2}{B} Until end of turn

He has "friends" in places both high and low

Set: Gatecrash Type: Land — Plains Swamp Rare Cost: ({T}: Add {W} or {B}

Set: Unlimited Edition Type: Sorcery Rare Cost: {X}{R} Earthquake deals X damage to each creature without flying and each player

Gleemax's blatant disregard for flavor text

Uktabi Kong [Unhinged] Duels of the Planeswalkers 2012 Promos Set: Judge Gift Cards 2007Set: Unhinged Type: Creature Ape Rare Cost: {5}{G}{G}{G} Trample When Uktabi Kong enters the battlefield, destroy all artifacts. Tap two untapped Apes you control: Create a 1 1 green Ape creature token. "I desire the acquisition of a potassium rich fruit comestible of *substantial* magnitude."